November 2011 - Rants

That Time of Year Posted by: AdminBRW

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Still a few hours to impress the Judge with your best rant for November and take home the prize.

And Coming Attractions - Watch for special holiday surprises in December!

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Pants On Fire! Posted by: VoxFerus

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Can this be true?! Newt Gingrich says that dishonesty disqualifies one for the presidency. NEWT GINGRICH!! He made this comment at a campaign event yesterday where a woman in the front row was nearly knocked over by his growing nose.

How sad we've come this far. Newt Gingrich as the guardian of the national morality.

He wants Barney Frank thrown in jail for being too close to the guys at Freddie Mac, when Gingrich is being paid $1.6 million by the view more..

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Happy Thanksgiving! Posted by: AdminBRW

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Best wishes to all for a fun and safe holiday. Take a time out to give thanks - we can get back to ranting later!

Happy Thanksgiving from the BestRantWins.com team

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Turkey Perspective Posted by: VoxFerus

An alternate view

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Stop the Presses! Posted by: VoxFerus

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Just looked up and saw this on CNN-

Breaking News . . . No super committee deal yet.
Are they kidding? What the hell passes for news these days? Let's hear breaking news about everything else that's not happening.

Breaking News: a college coach didn't molest anyone today; no one got gunned down today; Michelle Bachmann didn't say anything stupid today (oh, I guess that is news).

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Seriously Sirius??!! Posted by: Laura

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Anyone who has had the misfortune of dealing with a Sirius Radio
representative will probably agree that the level of incompetence is
astounding. From the very beginning when I called to activate my new radio
on my new car I realized that they simply don't know what they're doing. It
takes a minimum of two phone calls to accomplish any task. Each call
averages about 20 minutes; mostly being passed from one rep to another. And
all the time y view more..

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VIP On Board Posted by: VoxFerus

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"In accordance with FAA regulations, please discontinue use of all cellphones, laptop computers, tablet computers, kindles, iphones, blackberries, blueberries, all electronic devices. This applies to everyone except, of course, the guy in 4C who continues to talk on his phone because he's a very important guy and the rules can't possibly apply to him, the very important guy."

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co-workers Posted by: Chester Copperpot

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Please stop talking about your children at work to everyone that will listen. I know you think that people actually care, but most people on the other end of the line are being polite. They don't care about your themed b-day party for you child and what you did down to the last detail. Seriously...

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ABC Family's Marathons Posted by: Classydesk

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Okay, so many networks have Christmas holiday marathons. And yes, they also start to early. Christmas starts too early in pharmacies and department stores everywhere. This is not breaking news. This has been going on forever. And while I like watching these movies and near Christmas I can watch them a lot. AMC and TBS go too far by airing the same movie for 48 hours strait, but by FAR the worst has to be ABC FAMILY. I am familiar with their 25 Days of Christ view more..

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Cup Holders Posted by: Flo

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Madison Square Garden calls itself the world's most famous arena. It certainly has some of the world's most expensive tickets so you would think that by now all the seats would have cup holders. It's the only arena I've been to where you still have to put your cup on the filthy floor so you can spill your beer all over everyone's feet when you jump up to cheer or watch Dubinski get into a fight. Also, cup holders would help prevent the yutz who's behind me from view more..

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Power Still Out in Connecticut II Posted by: VoxFerus

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Deployment of precious resources: 4 man crew on a quiet country road - one guy working in the trees, one guy sitting in the truck, two guys directing traffic.

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Power Still Out in Connecticut Posted by: VoxFerus

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Question for Connecticut Light & Power: When the CEO "resigns", how big will his severance package be?

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Turn signals Posted by: Snarky1

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If I were Dexter Morgan, I would expand the "Code of Harry" to include those who do not use their blinkers while driving... They're less than an inch from your hand, and we all know you have to consciously try to be a jack-ass and think about not using them!

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CONGRATULATIONS FLO!!! Posted by: AdminBRW

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Judge Hugh Tellem has determined that Flo's Supermarket Etiquette is this month's best rant, worthy of our $25 prize. The Judge relates to Flo's frustration with those who can't seem to master the simple task of walking through a store, picking out what you want, paying for it and leaving. It brought a knowing chuckle. We also note Flo's rant on theater audiences. The Judge agrees that where we used to admire excellence, we're now too often presented with medioc view more..

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